Card reads: "I would rather have to wear a dickey everyday for a year, I'd rather have to sleep on a bed padded by nothing but the jiggly upper arms of elementary school cafeteria workers, I'd rather have to decipher 'Schwarzenegger' on the Soul Train Scramble Board, chew on the crusty residue on the relish tub dispenser, or mop up the gym floor after a Sweatin' To The Oldies aerobics class than go another day without seeing you."

Put your personalized message in the Custom Comments box and I will write it in for you (150 character max).

Blank inside, printed on heavy matte finish card stock measuring 5.75" square and includes an oatmeal colored envelope.

Printed using letterpress technique by Lane Foard of Squibnocket Cards in San Francisco, CA, available exclusively at Arcadia while supplies last!